Jessy.
Twenty.
Bay Area.

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onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

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svveden:

sick……

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b0mbs4w4y:

united steaks of america

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myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

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When you are your own best friend, you don’t endlessly seek out relationships, friendships, and validation from the wrong sources because you realize that the only approval and validation you need is your own. —Hale, Mandy. The Single Woman. (via wordsnquotes)
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ultrafacts:

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bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

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“I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life.”
-Henry David Thoreau

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Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm. —Anita Krizzan (via im-not-doing-okay)

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fr-angipani:

:)

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